None of this is too crazy when you sit back and realize it's a cartoon, though the fact that other characters generally believe he's not sentient either makes this a really weird bit of Ed, Edd N Eddy lore. If that were true, then why is Plank enrolled in the kids' school, and a member of the football team? How is it that Plank, a seemingly lifeless piece of wood, was able to move across the chairs back to Johnny when they had a fight in "Dear Ed?" There are also a few instances in the show in which Plank informed Johnny of the goings-on in the cul de sac that he wouldn't have known otherwise. We all know Johnny believes that in his heart of hearts, but as for the rest of the kids, they tend to think Plank is just a piece of wood Johnny drew a face on. Notice I didn't say "imaginary," because there's evidence to believe that Plank is real. Someone might say pointing out the ridiculousness of Plank is low-hanging fruit, but I think Ed, Edd N Eddy fans don't truly appreciate how weird Johnny 2x4's friend is. This is the candy that the Ed boys risk it all for? There must be some terrible food being made in this town, because I never, and still don't get this obsession. Plus, I've had different types of jawbreakers in my time, but I can honestly say most if not all have tasted relatively the same. There are far sweeter candies to be obsessed over, and when it comes to things that don't break in your mouth, I'd prefer something that wouldn't definitely block my airway with one wrong gulp. I fell for the hype and purchased a massive jawbreaker as a kid, and to this day I don't understand the hype. Every kid in the cul de sac craved these, and one could make the argument Kevin's popularity was possibly tied to his dad's job there. Not just any jawbreakers, however, but jawbreakers so large you needed the cheeks of a chipmunk to hold one and could potentially dislodge your jaw popping one in. [He drags it onscreen.I remember watching Ed, Edd N Eddy as a child, and how nearly every episode boiled down to the boys' trying to get quarters from the neighborhood kids all so they could buy jawbreakers. We gotta do something!"Įddy: "How's it going? Ooh, nice work." "It's perfect! Let's set her up." Sarah: "King? There is no king! I'm queen!"Įddy: "Yeah right." Bingo!"Įdd: "All hail the great King Eddy!" Įddy: "Thanks, squire." Jimmy: "Whee!" "Aww."Įd: "Sarah! No bowling in the house!" Įdd: "Eddy! The vase!" Įddy: "Get off me!" Įddy: "Think Eddy, think. Sarah: "C'mon, Jimmy." Įd: "Eddy!" "There she goes!"Įd: "Sarah!" Įdd: "Oh no I couldn–"
Sarah: "That's more like it!" Įd: "Sarah! Don't throw stuff!" Įddy: "I got it!" Įdd: "I've got it." Įd: "Double D?"Įdd: "Hello." Oh no." "AAH!" Įddy: "AAAAAAAHHHHH!" "That's not–" Sarah: "YOU STINK!"Įddy: "She has no taste! I used all my best stuff!"Įd: "Don't give up now, Eddy!" Įd: "Here Eddy, juggle this stuff. Sarah: "To lay an egg, just like YOU ARE NOW!"Įddy: "Say, Eddo, what's a ghost's favorite lunchmeat?" "Boo-loney!" Sarah: "Bad babysitter! I'm telling Mom you left me all alone!"Įd: "But I won't get paid." Įddy: "Did you say paid? You're getting paid? I'm here for you, pal."Įddy: "I just flew in from Peach Creek and boy,–"Įddy: "Yeah, so why'd the chicken cross the road?" The misadventures of a boy genius and his annoying sister. With Kath Soucie, Jeff Bennett, Christine Cavanaugh, Frank Welker. Smith, Seth MacFarlane, Paul Rudish, Butch Hartman, Craig McCracken. Sarah: "You lost horsie! Bad bad bad bad!"Įddy: "This stinks!" Įddy: "The dungeon, oh no! I'm sooo scared!" Įddy: "Ed, get me out! Ed? Double D?"Įd: "Please Eddy, play along." "Here's the fool!"Įddy: "No way!" Dexters Laboratory: Created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Chris Savino, John McIntyre, David P. Sarah: "Go faster now!" "Faster faster!"Įdd: "Prince Jimmy has won!" Sarah: "Prince Jimmy has arrived!" "Let the games begin!"Įd: "I am a horse!"Įddy: "You're a horse's–" Jimmy: "It is I, Prince Jimmy!" Įd: "I'll get it, my queen." "Presenting the honorable Prince Jimmy." Sarah: "As I was saying, I am the QUEEN!"Įddy: "Next thing you know she's gonna want a throne!"Įddy: "A toast to my big mouth!" Sarah: "I am the queen, and you are my servants. Sarah: "Tell your stupid friends it's my way or the highway!" Įddy: "Look, she's changing colors." Įd: "Please Eddy, she's gonna blow up." Įd: "Aaaah! She's leaking, Eddy!" "Sarah, don't blow up!"Įddy: "All right, I'll wear the stinking–" Sarah: "Hey! No one can join my tea party without dressing up!" Run away!" "Don't fool around! Run!"Įddy: "Excuse me ma'am, can Ed come out and play?" Whose car is this, you twerp?"Įdd: "I called his residence, but no answer."Įdd: "Do you see him?"Įddy: "He's just hiding!" Įddy: "And I thought you had problems."Įd: "Quick. May we shop for meat in your fancy car?"Įddy: "Hi, Nazz."